"Mom, how does the Tooth Fairy fly through the air?"
"How do YOU think?"
"I think moms do it."
"But how can a Mom be a Tooth Fairy?"
"Good moms are lots of things, Princess."

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Behind This Face...

...lies the mind of a threat to aquatic society.

"How?" you say. "How could that adorable child be a threat to anyone? Look at that smile! Look at those curls that are obviously styled by a woman who knows what she's doing? And that DIMPLE? How could anyone with such a cute dimple...how can you SAY such a thing?"

Mmm hmm.

Let me introduce you to Buddy's beloved pet fish.

What? What? You don't see a fish in that obviously clean and well-maintained fish bowl? What do you mean?

Mmm hmm.

When you come downstairs after putting away clean (and folded, mind you) socks and find this:

you know it warrants further investigation. So I investigated. And found Goldie swimming on his side at the surface of the water.

"CUDDLE BEAR!!!! What did you DO!!!"

"I wanted to pet him, Mommy. So I took him out."

"Oh, Cuddle Bear, you hurt him! I think he'll die. You'll have to tell Buddy what you did."

"...and then I stepped on him softly with my foots because I wanted to see if he had bloods."

1 comment:

  1. ooooooooooooh that's not good, not good at all. Maybe it was a sacrifice.