"Mom, how does the Tooth Fairy fly through the air?"
"How do YOU think?"
"I think moms do it."
"But how can a Mom be a Tooth Fairy?"
"Good moms are lots of things, Princess."

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Another Parenting Moment Unenvisionable Pre-Children

I exit the store and pull the Suburban out of the parking space, passing the store display window as I leave the parking lot. I stop short.

Cuddle Bear?
You did that, didn't you.


I drag the Cuddle Bear back into the store and set her in front of the owner.

"Well, hello again!"

She said she's the one who de-pantsed your mannequin. And she's sorry.


  1. It's a proud mommy Christmas card moment! How awesome!!!

    Seriously, though...should I be laughing or crying? I'm really not sure. Admittedly, I'm laughing, which is something I very much needed amist the craziness of my own world...but at the same time I'm crying for you!

  2. OH Kerrie! I know it wasn't funny to you but you gifted me with a much needed laugh today.

  3. Moments the moms of neuro-typical kids miss :)

  4. Ohhh! That is...I'm sorry, I'm laughing...kids are just wonderful surprising creatures...ROTFL....

  5. GB's Mom- That IS one of my neuro-typicals!!! That is the sad degree my life has achieved. ;)

  6. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh that is so FUNNY! HA!

    Also, I love the word unenvisionable. I am going to have to use it somewhere.

  7. But haven't you secretly wanted to do it yourself?

  8. Haven't we all at times wondered how much of the mannequins are like real?